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Dutch Touch Genetics Funk Mountain Review

  • Writer: The Gas Station
    The Gas Station
  • Aug 18
  • 2 min read
Funk Mountain rosin in jar with golden wheat color and dry texture

Dutch Touch Genetics has built a name for itself with bold, terp-heavy offerings, and their Funk Mountain concentrate is a fine example of what happens when gas lovers get exactly what they’re after. From its pungent nose to its gassy flavor and surprisingly smooth finish, Funk Mountain is one of those jars that makes a strong impression the second you crack the lid.


Look: Funk Mountain greets you with a golden wheat hue that’s visually inviting despite its drier texture. While the appearance leans a bit on the dry side, the color is rich and attractive. A smaller jar design, such as a 5ml Miron, might have helped lock in freshness and presentation, but the look still speaks to quality.


Smell: The aroma is where Funk Mountain shines. The second you open the jar, the room fills with heavy GMO terps layered over a deep, earthy fuel. The dankness is almost rancid in the best possible way sharp, potent, and impossible to ignore. For anyone who loves aggressive, nose-burning terps, this one delivers.


Taste: On the flavor side, Funk Mountain leans into gassy and peppery notes that coat the palate and satisfy gas chasers. The peppery kick on the backend adds depth, balancing out the earthiness and rounding off the experience.


Smoothness: Although the dry look might suggest a harsher dab, Funk Mountain surprises with smooth performance. The inhale and exhale are far easier on the throat and lungs than expected, making the experience enjoyable without overwhelming harshness.


Melt: The melt is visually complex mostly light in color but with deeper beige hues where the rosin pools. This subtle variation speaks to the material used and adds character to the overall presentation.


Overall: The Dutch Touch Genetics Funk Mountain Review highlights a concentrate built for those who live for gas-forward strains. It’s aromatic, flavorful, and surprisingly smooth despite a dry texture. While the melt isn’t the cleanest and the look could be improved with better jar choices, the strong GMO funk and peppery finish make it a worthy addition to any gas lover’s stash.


Dutch Touch Genetics Funk Mountain

Smell (Aroma)

9.1

Taste (Flavor)

7

Look (Appearance)

5

Smoothness

7.2

Melt

7

Score

70.6/100

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